We’ve all heard about the major “baby wins.” First steps, first words, first smile. But the real ones know it’s the desperate, messy, and pretty frickin’ gross wins that can be life changing when you’re on the brink of a sleep deprived breakdown. So we give you poor smears on the forehead and glittery, gooey snot as we take you through the colorful reviews from real parents and Frida fans. Because who better to talk about the efficacy of Frida products than the parents who have lived it in graphic detail. Our small win? Sneaking in the username “milk00makers” (and the narration by Amy Schumer)